Big Big Flood
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Ice storm, Blizzard Hannah, shovel snow, I don't wanna.
Helicopter hum-vee got no electricity weather service, army corp.
I don't wanna hear no more Sandbag Central, Volunteers prohibition, got no beers.

In the Big Big Flood, all covered with mud.
In the Big Big Flood, all covered with mud.

Flood prediction mitigation premature evacuation.
Dump trick fire truck and the basement's filled with muck.
Downtown, Charlie Brown. . .We didn't start the Fire!
Air base big hearts squeaky cots don't fall apart, curfew, mildew helicopter rescue.
Twenty Twenty Newsweek KCNN Scott Hennen.
Prime Time, Dateline Grand Forks Herald all the time.

In the Big Big Flood, all covered with mud.
Came over the Dike in the Big Big Flood.

Contaminate, inundate, relocate, evacuate.
Drinking water, hot water, flood water, bottled water, dry guilt got so silt.
Hope your house will be rebuilt.
Riverside Lincoln drive everybody did survive.
Joan Kroc Angel fund I got mine, you got none.
Dead cows floating by waiting for the FEMA guy.
President, flood tour Owens and Stauss
Saw the Winnebago sitting in my house.

In the Big Big Flood, all covered with mud.
Came over the Dike in the Big Big Flood.

Pine-sol, Chlorine, pressure washer, visine, generator sump pump.
All my stuff is at the dump.
Mud boots rain gear pretty soon: winter's here!
Space heater, water heater gotta use the moisture meter.
Dead grass, berm stuff don't you think we've had enough?
City guy in the back check the basement for a crack.
Salvation Army, Red Cross flood relief at no cost.
Porta potty, take a walk its the same on every block.
Flood insurance had none, sewer back up no fun
SBA, EOC, MOUSE!
Texas Lil, Tupperware Stood in line to get my share.
Ken Vien, Charlie Vien, Charlie Daniels is so keen.
Soul Asylum, Big Prom: No Date? Take your Mom!
Big Flood, devastation this won't stop our graduation.

In the Big Big Flood, all covered with mud.
Came over the Dike in the Big Big Flood.

West side, dry side city council can't decide.
Poor house, rich house, doesn't matter get out!
Drainage ditch, big dike move the town if you like, buy us out let us know&endash;either way we gotta go.
President politicians, everybody's on a mission.
Flood bill on the hill will they help us, hope they will.

In the Big Big Flood, all covered with mud.
Came over the Dike in the Big Big Flood.